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Friday July 14, 2006

Beware........my mind can make things happen

I was walking through my apartment after work and having stopped at the dep to pick up a six-pack, and I thought to myself, "the way this week has been going, it would be just my luck if the beers were all empty". The next best thing happened. As I was putting them in the fridge, sure enough, one was broken and filled with mold. So I went back to the dep and got a new six-pack. I learned a very valuable lesson: THINKING IS BAD. I plan on doing as little thinking as possible for the next few days. I'm sure a beer tonight will help that along nicely.
Montreal, QC

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That's my girl! ROTFLMAO ;-)
Posted by: mom - Friday July 14, 2006 @ 11:20 PM.
How about next time imagine the bottles are filled with gold and rubies.
Posted by: max case - Sunday July 16, 2006 @ 10:21 AM.
brutal! and gross. it's never even occurred that such a thing could happen... although i know i'll be thinking it will next time I buy beer. i'll see what happens -- science in action!
Posted by: saleema - Friday July 21, 2006 @ 09:09 PM.

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